First day back at work after the holidays
Desired appearance: Diane Kruger meets Ali McGraw. Most likely appearance: deranged harpy meets crack addict. It's been a few days since I had to get up early in the morning.
Decided to be super efficient and post this early so as to shave valuable seconds off my morning mad-dash-and-grab routine (wake up to seventeenth snooze cycle on alarm, leap from cosy den of warmth beneath my duvet, dive into shower/brush teeth simultaneously, throw on clothes in random order, grab keys, leave house, apply makeup at selected intervals on the bus, use toilet on arrival at office).
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